cytoplast:

i use humor to mask the fact that i want to fall off the face of the earth

brandnoose:

brandnoose:

what should i do for my 15,000 post???

wait a second i fucked up

brandnoose:

brandnoose:

what should i do for my 15,000 post???

wait a second i fucked up

a-ckleholic:

gtaire:

r u ever scared to walk past a group of teenagers even though you are also a teenager

r u ever scared to walk past a group of people even though you are also a people

garleks:

whenever someone shushes me I get this weird urge to punch them in the throat lol

protaq:

when u really excited for a thing but ur friend isnt

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stylinsmut:

im a hostess at a restaurant and my favorite thing to do is ask 14/15 year old boys who are out on dates if they want a kids menu 

do you ever feel bad about not feeling bad about something you should feel bad about

troyesivan:

nothing gives me more anxiety than texting someone for the first few times without knowing their typing style

rustymustang:

what happened to old zealand

crocomire:

my hands’ temperature in the winter are close to absolute zero i could drain someone’s life force if i touched them

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