"where the fuck is my soy milk”
talking in an irish accent is so HARD how do irish people do it all the time??? very impressive
do you ever get in a really friendly mood where you just wanna smile at everyone and say hi to people you don’t know and frolic in some fuckin flowers
i’m not kidding the worst sound ever is the crack in the voice of a person who is about to cry
if i pause my music to listen to your audio post it better be fucking good
mom: where the hell is all the halloween candy i bought? did you eat it all?
why does my body keep producing acne why can’t you focus on more important things like growing wings or making me hot
when you get your blanket out of the dryer