if i ever tell you that something is my favorite song dont listen to me im a fucking liar i have more favorite songs than there are babies in china
my grades are actually rlly good for someone who has the urge to drop out of school every 25 min
captionless selfies???? who the fck do u think you are mona lisa
stop being prettier than me let me win once
The way puberty hit me I might as well have gotten plastic surgery
most common thought: damn haha im going to have to deal with that sooner or later
Hey gu- Nevermind, I’ll come back later!
I lost the cap to a soda bottle
Then you’re fucking stupid. If you can’t drink a soda without a cap, then you’re fucking stupid.
LISTEN HERE YOU LITTLE SHIT. I COULDN’T FIND THE CAP TO AN ALMOST FULL 2 LITER BOTTLE OF DIET COKE. I WASN’T ABOUT TO DRINK THE WHOLE GOD DAMN THING ON THE SPOT. I DONT EVEN LIKE DIET COKE THAT MUCH. IF I PUT IT IN THE FRIDGE IN THE BOTTLE IT WOULD HAVE GONE FLAT SO DONT FUCKING CALL ME STUPID I AM THE FUTURE
omfg they do this in the philippines
person:”that shows so stupid”